I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
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Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
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If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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