Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
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he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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