she was so not down for the gang bang
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
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so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
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You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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