Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
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I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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