Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
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I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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