what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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