brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
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got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
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Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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