Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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Bring me that man meat
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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