I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
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Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Shame - the story of my life.
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