i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
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she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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