My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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