I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
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Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Sorry about my life...
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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