On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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