your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
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just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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