strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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