Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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