so that wasnt chicken after all
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
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Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
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WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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