I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Did you pee in the oven last night??
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize