Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
pop tarts are not kleenex
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
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Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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