would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I just gift wrapped bread.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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