Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
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I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
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Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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