I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
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I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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