literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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