get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
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I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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