My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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