Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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