1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
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He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
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And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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