Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
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fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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