Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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