i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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