ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I am one with the molecules
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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