This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
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I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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