you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
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At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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