I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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