ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
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I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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