i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Randomize