do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
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How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize