Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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