Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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