dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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