I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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