I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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