But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
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not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
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I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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