some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
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He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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