Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
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no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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