THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
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One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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