pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
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airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
We smell like vodka and hangover
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