i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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