I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
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Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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