I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
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She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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