But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
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Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
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I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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